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SurfingWithTheSatch's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 63 (From
11 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,140 Points
D-Day Defender
First Blood
Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
Game Over
Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points Let history take its course.
10 Points Let history take its course.
Having a Blast
Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan
Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist
Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder
Unlocked 8/19/09
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Collateral
25 Points
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert
25 Points
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck
25 Points
Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it
Unlocked 8/19/09
50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre
50 Points
Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More
100 Points
Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician
100 Points
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 7/14 (125/500 points)
Gretel and Hansel
Baby Steps
Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast
Unlocked 10/27/09
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry
Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points Get Spider Death
10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out
Unlocked 10/27/09
10 Points Get the clock
10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit
25 Points
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy!
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It
50 Points
Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master
100 Points
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
It's a Nice Day Today
Failure to Communicate
Unlocked 8/19/09
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
5 Points Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Level Up!
Gem Collector
Unlocked 12/8/09
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
5 Points Collect 100 Gems.
Time Waster
Unlocked 12/8/09
5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
5 Points Play to day 7 and beyond.
Gem Connoisseur
Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
10 Points Collect All Giant Gems.
Gem Hoarder
Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
10 Points Collect 400 Gems.
Moving the Mail
Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
10 Points Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Dashing Course Legend
25 Points
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fountain of Knowledge
Unlocked 12/8/09
25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
25 Points Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Gem Addict
Unlocked 12/8/09
25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
25 Points Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Mad Skills
Unlocked 12/8/09
25 Points Buy every skill.
25 Points Buy every skill.
Grinding Maniac
50 Points
Max out every single level type.
Heartbreaker
50 Points
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Insomniac
50 Points
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Obsessive
Unlocked 12/8/09
100 Points Get 100% completion.
100 Points Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 9/13 (215/390 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
25 Points Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/15/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
50 Points Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
Unlocked 10/15/09
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
50 Points Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 12/8/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 12/8/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 12/8/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 12/8/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 8/23 (55/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 8/19/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 8/19/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/425 points)
the Kill Kar II: Revenge
Klean run
Unlocked 12/8/09
10 Points Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
10 Points Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Krapped on
10 Points
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kataklism
Unlocked 12/9/09
25 Points Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
25 Points Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Krash the Kage
25 Points
Escape to the big city
Kustomized
Kash Kow
50 Points
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill-a-K
50 Points
Kill one thousand people
Kan do
100 Points
Beat all levels above 80%
Kant Katch Up
100 Points
Get gold on all race levels
Kraked
100 Points
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/470 points)
Tiananmen Square
Student Protestor
Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points Complete Wave 1.
10 Points Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 8/18/09
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
Unlocked 10/11/09
5 Points Find the hidden button
5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 8/18/09
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
Unlocked 10/12/09
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Play over an hour
Professional
Unlocked 8/18/09
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 10/11/09
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
Unlocked 10/11/09
50 Points Buy everything
50 Points Buy everything
Master
Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
Unlocked 8/18/09
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 18/20 (350/500 points)